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Happy Friday! http://www.marksfridayfunnies.com
I have received some complaints that members were not receiving this newsletter.
Well it's been about a month and time for another edition of Mark's Friday
Funnies (almost weekly) Newsletter. For all of you that emailed me about not
receiving this newsletter, please let me know if you still do not receive this
one! Uh huh...
I was sitting at my laptop in my office pretending to work when I thought I
would send out an email to brighten all of your days, seeing as it was Friday
any way!
We have added a new tell a friend service to the website and this
newsletter (see above) and I encourage all of you to spread the love and the
word about this newsletter and website.
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Even after the Superbowl some of the jokes are fabulous:
A friend of mine is a Police Officer here in town and he mentioned the other day
that he actually had pulled Janet Jackson over... I said, "Are you serious?
What, was she speeding?" He said, "Nah, she had a headlight out."
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I'm still looking for a deal on a TV:
A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television. The salesman walks up to
her and tells her that the store does not serve blondes. The next day the blonde
walks back into Best Buy with a red wig and asks if she could buy the
television, but the salesman says to her again, "We don't serve blondes."
Disappointed, the blonde takes off her wig and asks the salesman how he knew she
was a blonde. The salesman replies, "Because this is a microwave."
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You can never read enough good lawyer jokes so here is today's contribution:
A New York lawyer died in poverty and members of the city's legal society were
donating to a fund for his funeral. The Circuit Court Judge was asked to donate
a dollar. "A dollar?" said the Justice, "It only takes dollar to bury an
attorney? Here's a C-Note; go bury 100 of them!
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That's it for today, the website jokes and cartoons are updated every weekday!
We have a new form on the site that you can use to submit jokes, or search for
jokes!
Have a great weekend and remember, that's what they're for!
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to
hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. And also,
help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to
the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work:
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
5% on Friday.
And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that
people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4
to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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You can never read enough good lawyer jokes so here is today's contribution:
Q. How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A. Cut the rope.
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