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"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
A faithful friend is a medicine for life.
A farmer who has mowed down a thousand flowers in his meadow to feed his cows should take care that on his way home he does not, in wanton pastime, switch off the head of a single flower growing at the edge of the road, for in so doing he injures life without being forced to do so by necessity.
-- Albert Schweitzer
But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life. And thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine.
-- Thomas Jefferson
But now everything will be different. It is nonsense to believe that life will not allow it, that the past will not allow it. I must struggle to live a better life, a far better life.
-- Leo Tolstoy
By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
Capital punishment is our societies recognition of the sanctity of human life.
-- Orrin Hatch
Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath.
Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life.
-- Confucius
A friend is the little prize in the cereal box of life.
A life without cause is a life without effect.
-- Barbarella
A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.
-- Benjamin Franklin
A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
A sad thing about life is meeting someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.
A smile will gain you ten more years of life.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
-- Jane Wagner
All that I have to say to the world and to mankind is contained in the notion, reverence for life.
-- Albert Schweitzer
Always remember: Life is for enjoying.
America is a country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life.
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Any religion or philosophy which is not based on a respect for life is not a true religion or philosophy.
-- Albert Schweitzer
Anything in life worth having is worth working for.
-- Andrew Carnegie
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